As heard from Ian today...

Ian: Daddy, when you are dead, can I have your baseball glove?

Daddy: How about you use it when I am not dead

Ian: Uh...alright.

Ian: Mommy, when we have a fire, will you get all my binkies (aka blankets)

Mommy: Ian, hopefully we will never have a fire.

Ian: Well, when we do, will you get all my binkies and meet me outside

Mommy: Let's pray to Jesus and ask him to keep the fire away (we said a little prayer asking Jesus to keep our family and our house safe from fire)

Ian: So, you will get my binkies safe from the fire and meet me outside, right???

Mommy: Yes sweetheart, I will.

Ian: Ok Mommy, I love you the best!